e.g. Hi, I'm Tom and I live in a small village in Wales with my dog Brian.
ok well hi there i'm hazel, i'm fifteen and little, i was just cruising it with my cranberry juice and naan bread and FRENCH HERBS ZANDER when mike, turtle drawer [who deserves full credit for this] introduced me to this site and i fell in love with the concept and all these amazing pictures, so i though, "HEY why don't i become part of this."
and i did.
and i live happily ever after [most hopefully]